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Say what? This is exactly why I don't do gene tests.

I don't have a son. Have you heard otherwise?

I'm a boring 5'10, but my 4'11 wife thought that I was 6'0 when we first met. I have yet to correct her. :cool:

Wait a minute! How did Lei Talk edit *my* post?

I agree with this (call them as I see them with no favor and no fear). However, I left out the stuff that sounds like it came directly from some anti-Trump organization.

Anybody, with one brain cell, recognizes how gross and sick they and their "avant garde art" are, and you're not a conspiracy theorist or a schizophrenic for noticing the obviously blatant depravity....

They tend to look different than individuals in locations like Corsica and Sicily. Italicus could set the record straight since those are his people.

His fans and voters are too nice too. We all see where the Mitt Romney routine took us.

Jews, Greeks, and Albanians come to mind. That's likely the first and last time that I'll say that. I'm limiting this to the south of Italy, by the way. We Americans think in terms of pop culture.

I forgot that my cousin said that I looked just like Matt Lauer when he was younger. Lucky me?

I know. I hate it when people delete the juicy details from their posts.

There are rules? I don't need no stinkin' rules.

I haven't hit anybody outside of a boxing ring or a sparring circle in my adult life. My life seems boring compared to yours! I avoid angry, violent people as much as I can. Hence why I keep my...

I just thought of something. We likely eat a lot of weird stuff without knowing it (bugs, rat hair, fecal matter, etc.), so enjoy your meal.

One thing is clear. Justine Castro has totalitarian blood running through his pink veins. Check out the proposed muh hate speech laws. They want to punish people for it, for both past comments *and*...

I've been wearing Reeboks since I was in college. No offense to Elizabeth, but those are the unsexiest shoes on the planet.

Have you been in a physical fight? If so, who won? :cool:

Two of my girl cousins were missionaries in Third World countries, one in the Caribbean, but the people were very nice and very polite. Some dark shadow is now over the world, so don't give in to...

I avoid that feature. I don't want to meet any high school kids who call me "dad".

I would never disinherit a gay son, but I might have a much older half Asian sibling from the war era. In my scenario, I have a big brother who's a martial arts expert like Bruce Lee. :D

The girls are all over you at your job in college. Then, one of these guys arrive, and you turn invisible (even to the Black girls).

Death and taxes are two certain things in life. The third is that Bakersfield Chimp won't be asked to do PSAs for MADD.

I definitely won't! It might have been baked at Comet Pizza, which always seemed like Chuck E. Cheese for perverts.

Of course, they can. It's not like you posted a photo of Whoopi Goldberg and Lucy Liu.

Didn't Bill Gates use her artwork on his website during Easter season, and he removed it after an outcry? I don't think that I dreamed it.