Why is John Oliver Armenoid?

[finþaų]

Please explain.

http://www.capitalnewyork.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/big_article_pic/oliver.jpg


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loo3rxHLwS1qcikxjo1_500.jpg

[karimi]

Looks like my dad

[Longbowman]

When an Armenoid and an Armenoid love each other very much...

[Ivan Kramskoï]

Because of jews :cool:

[Longbowman]

Because of jews :cool:

He isn't one.

Neolithic survivor.

[Ivan Kramskoï]

He isn't one.

Neolithic survivor.
Interesting.

[Tooting Carmen]

Simon Bird and Hugo Taylor look even more Jewish than him. He probably ranks third after those two in the list of (allegedly) full Brits who look the most Jewish.

[Dylan]

Simon Bird and Hugo Taylor look even more Jewish than him. He probably ranks third after those two in the list of (allegedly) full Brits who look the most Jewish.

Simon Bird is about a 9/10 on an Ashkenazi phenotype meter

[Anglojew]

Simon Bird and Hugo Taylor look even more Jewish than him. He probably ranks third after those two in the list of (allegedly) full Brits who look the most Jewish.

Hugo Taylor's girlfriend is Jewish , I bet he's Jewish or half-Jewish and the family name was Schneider (Tailor in German).

[Smeagol]

He isn't armenoid.

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

Because of jews :cool:

Like Longbowman said Neolithic survivor. You might be suprised to know that even Swedish people have a good amount of Neolithic DNA. All white Europeans have it, so there are Armenoid-looking people even in Sweden and Norway who are 100% non Jewish background....

[Not a Cop]

He isn't one.

Neolithic survivor.

Funny term for a convert:thumb001:

[Longbowman]

Funny term for a convert:thumb001:

He's very intelligent, so I'll take the compliment, but he doesn't really look Jewish, and is, in fact, a Midlander: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_%28comedian%29#Early_life

[Dylan]

He's very intelligent, so I'll take the compliment, but he doesn't really look Jewish, and is, in fact, a Midlander: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_%28comedian%29#Early_life

He doesn't look very Jewish, you're right. But for an Englishman he has many traits that could easily be mistaken for some stereotypical ashkenazi traits. but he doesn't quite have the prototype dead giveaway look.

[Longbowman]

He doesn't look very Jewish, you're right. But for an Englishman he has many traits that could easily be mistaken for some stereotypical ashkenazi traits. but he doesn't quite have the prototype dead giveaway look.

He doesn't look English, either.

[Insuperable]

Quite an atypical fellow for a Brit.

[Dylan]

He doesn't look English, either.

I think he's just a weird looking guy. Not everyone is typical to a particular place, like myself for example.

[Seth MacFarlane]

He isn't one.

Neolithic survivor.

Just like John Altman. Altman doesent look pure Armeniod but he's definitely too exotic for Brit

[Longbowman]

Just like John Altman. Altman doesent look pure Armeniod but he's definitely too exotic for Brit

'Altman' isn't the most English of names, maybe he's Austrian or Ashkenazi.

[Seth MacFarlane]

'Altman' isn't the most English of names, maybe he's Austrian or Ashkenazi.

Yea , he's one of those people I call secret Jews. It's ironic though because we have stereotypical Jews and complete euro looking Jews. So when someone is stereotypical Jew and isn't Jewish it's pretty obvious something isn't right lol. He probably doesn't even know himself or he does but doesent claim it . I have a great grandma from Germany who is the most Armeniod stereotypical Jew you'll see hook nose dark beady eyes and curly hair. She's similar to but a lil more euro looking version of jerry Seinfeld's Syrian mizarhi Jewish mother. My mom said my great grandma was a catholic German but that's not fooling me if she wasn't born in Brooklyn before the holocaust she would of been sadly persecuted

[Weedman]

a more important question is why isn't Neil Oliver Jewish?

you'd think he would be. But he isn't.
interesting
and neither is Tim Roth........... could have fooled me, LMFAO

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Roth

his father was part British, part Irish last name of Smith and was a member of the communist party who changed his name to Roth to make it sound Jewish.

[TheLoremaster]

It is because of his Mongoloid-Amerindian-Negroid affinities. Very strange features can show up in such triracials.

[Longbowman]

It is because of his Mongoloid-Amerindian-Negroid affinities. Very strange features can show up in such triracials.

He's British, but good guess?

[Dylan]

He's British, but good guess?

loool

[Seth MacFarlane]

He's British, but good guess?

Lmaooo what he's smoking ? Triracial ?? Hahahaha people see things at times

[Prisoner Of Ice]

It is because of his Mongoloid-Amerindian-Negroid affinities. Very strange features can show up in such triracials.

Darth Revan alt detected

[Weedman]

It is because of his Mongoloid-Amerindian-Negroid affinities. :rotfl: LMFAO

did stormfront open up a floodgate or something all of the sudden?

lmao

[karimi]

He looks textbook Armenoid I don't know how you guys can deny that.

[Seth MacFarlane]

He looks textbook Armenoid I don't know how you guys can deny that.

He really does, he has northern euro influence but not that much . He looks really Jewish , Matter of fact not exactly Jewish but he shares similarities with Ashkenazi Jew actor Eugene levy who played the dad in American pie series. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg/220px-Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg Both have a very strong Anatolid/Armeniod influence. Both look Turkish in my opinion

[karimi]

He really does, he has northern euro influence but not that much . He looks really Jewish , Matter of fact not exactly Jewish but he shares similarities with Ashkenazi Jew actor Eugene levy who played the dad in American pie series. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg/220px-Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg Both have a very strong Anatolid/Armeniod influence. Both look Turkish in my opinion


They look more Iranian to me. John Oliver is more depigmented so he would have trouble passing perhaps, but Eugene Levy is super Iranian looking. He looks an insane lot like one of my cousins.

[Seth MacFarlane]

They look more Iranian to me. John Oliver is more depigmented so he would have trouble passing perhaps, but Eugene Levy is super Iranian looking. He looks an insane lot like one of my cousins.

I was thinking Iranian too they overlap at times consider Iran close to turkey anyway but the super big eyebrows , shape of the nose and especially the coarseness of levy hair is more Anatolian looking levy passes as Iranian but it's probably mixing because I feel irano afghan type would be too broad even though levy is Armeniod. Non Armeniod Iranians look very difference although there's similarity. He like other armenoids get there " armenoid " look from eastern Anatolia in the cacacaus mountains. Levy could pass as Iranian and Kurd but him and especially Oliver will have more "look alikes " in turkey and armenia. Countries closer to there also have similar phenos such as some exotic Greeks , exotic Serbs who will always look extremely Turkish for example Greek actor Andreas katsulas who is also armenoid of the same Anatolid subtype , I doubt a Greek could be Iranid too but at the same type they do overlap because Kim kardashian father was armenian and he was armenoid but Turkish looking and also looks like the exotic Anatolian Greeks but Kim kardashian herself looks irano - afghan

[King Claus]

because of his giant bend nose and his little forehead.

[King Claus]

lol. It's actually the recombination of the facial angles of neanderhal , homo erectus and homo sapien that makes him look this retarded.

[Awesomedy]

According to Ethnicelebs,


Ethnicity: English, Irish

John Oliver is an English comedian and actor. He is the son of Carole (McNulty) and James B. Oliver.

His parents are originally from Liverpool. John’s maternal grandparents’ surnames were “McNulty” and “Kelly”, suggesting that aside from English, John has Irish ancestry.
Could be considered Black Irish, probably a Dinaricised Paleo-Atlantid.

[Ctwentysevenj]

Well maybe he caught the disease Armenoiditis as a kid!

[Seth MacFarlane]

According to Ethnicelebs,


Could be considered Black Irish, probably a Dinaricised Paleo-Atlantid.

Sounds good but the classification you described fits better with Abraham Lincoln. He doesent look black Irish although he has Atlantid influence because He definitely has some Armeniod in him. he's a more euro version of Ashkenazi Jew Eugene levy. Both have anatolid influence that you'll see in the Caucasus

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

LOL at all you idiots. It definitely disturbs me when people say things without any evidence to back up their claims. I have a really Jewish looking ancestor, maybe I'm part Jewish too? Even though all evidence points to no. There are Germans who look Jewish and Jews who look like Germans, too. My dad is suppose to be 50% Irish/ 37.5% German / 12.5% English, Scotch-Irish and Dutch but he gives a Jewish vibe too. Someone once said I looked Chinese, maybe there's some truth to this bullshit claim? Maybe my ancestors were Amerindians like family legend says :) so I have quintier eyes. Who knows? I guess we can assume it's all true, like people are doing here.

[Seth MacFarlane]

LOL at all you idiots. It definitely disturbs me when people say things without any evidence to back up their claims. I have a really Jewish looking ancestor, maybe I'm part Jewish too? Even though all evidence points to no. There are Germans who look Jewish and Jews who look like Germans, too. My dad is suppose to be 50% Irish/ 37.5% German / 12.5% English, Scotch-Irish and Dutch but he gives a Jewish vibe too. Someone once said I looked Chinese, maybe there's some truth to this bullshit claim? Maybe my ancestors were Amerindians like family legend says :) so I have quintier eyes. Who knows? I guess we can assume it's all true, like people are doing here.

You can say what you want but this is not a British phenotype. Explain to me why does he look like Eugene levy? And Eugene levy who looks Turkish http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg/220px-Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg. I know what you mean about the assuming things but some things are too atypical for some areas. If a mulatto gets adopted in Britain as a baby does it magically become typical British when older? no. I agree also on that Jewish look term being overly used. I think people use that on plain dinarids and keltic nordis way too often. But if you have someone that looks like Richard bezzler and their non Jewish German something isn't right being Jewish is the only thing that explains that look. This is jerry Seinfelds Syrian Jewish mother http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/138695095-betty-seinfeld-at-the-jerry-seinfeld-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=Z0zsWpN2ukUDXYqF4boPJZjLbXzmKQil3bMyhHmgxXaIZ6%2 BlsWtBsJpPr%2BPd7uWf0w2rcROvMqAww8Ssl9mDkA%3D%3D and I've seen Ashkenazi Jewish women who look like her. My great grandmother is extremely similar and is German but was supposedly catholic. Would you say Seinfelds mother looks German ? Or does she look what she is ? Jewish !!

[Dr. Robotnik the Subbotnik]

You can say what you want but this is not a British phenotype. Explain to me why does he look like Eugene levy? And Eugene levy who looks Turkish http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg/220px-Eugene_Levy_2,_2012.jpg. I know what you mean about the assuming things but some things are too atypical for some areas. If a mulatto gets adopted in Britain as a baby does it magically become typical British when older? no. I agree also on that Jewish look term being overly used. I think people use that on plain dinarids and keltic nordis way too often. But if you have someone that looks like Richard bezzler and their non Jewish German something isn't right being Jewish is the only thing that explains that look. This is jerry Seinfelds Syrian Jewish mother http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/138695095-betty-seinfeld-at-the-jerry-seinfeld-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=Z0zsWpN2ukUDXYqF4boPJZjLbXzmKQil3bMyhHmgxXaIZ6%2 BlsWtBsJpPr%2BPd7uWf0w2rcROvMqAww8Ssl9mDkA%3D%3D and I've seen Ashkenazi Jewish women who look like her. My great grandmother is extremely similar and is German but was supposedly catholic. Would you say Seinfelds mother looks German ? Or does she look what she is ? Jewish !!

IDK Man. Risky business making such assumptions :D but John Oliver is NOT Jewish or Jewish descended. He doesn't even look Jewish, it's not a Jewish look. Simon Bird on the other hand, he looks Jewish. But he isn't either. I wanna send you a PM with a pic of my dad and one of my ancestor, mk?

[Seth MacFarlane]

IDK Man. Risky business making such assumptions :D but John Oliver is NOT Jewish or Jewish descended. He doesn't even look Jewish, it's not a Jewish look. Simon Bird on the other hand, he looks Jewish. But he isn't either. I wanna send you a PM with a pic of my dad and one of my ancestor, mk?

I agree he doesent exactly look Jewish but he looks like he's could be from the Caucasus. Another thing is like I said Eugene levy IS Jewish and has a similar look besides Oliver being more north euro Atlantid influenced. Both are Anatolid influenced. It's not distinctly Jewish but it's non British and western euro I'll tell you that bro. Some other Jews have a lil influence from this type like Henry Kissinger. Makes sense because the Jews left Israel and mixed with different people. The Israelites mixed with the Samaritans , Assyrians ( which explains the stereotypical assyroid hoke nose ) and armenoids of Anatolian origin. David Krumholtz looks Jewish to me and I think he's atlanto - armenoid also with his pheno having some Anatolian influencehttp://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/h/harold_and_kumar_2_premiere_041808/david_krumholtz.jpg . If someone isn't pure armenoid there armenoid influence just gets typed as dinaro med with alpine.

[Hungarian_master]

Yes, he Armenid.

[MINARDOWICZ]

He isn't one.

Neolithic survivor.

Possible, but I doubt it. Looks like he may be mixed with something else. There is a thing called cheating which may occur from time to time. Such cases as Melissa Gorga are hard to deny.

[Longbowman]

Possible, but I doubt it. Looks like he may be mixed with something else. There is a thing called cheating which may occur from time to time. Such cases as Melissa Gorga are hard to deny.

Doubt it. Dark Britons aren't rare.

[Herr Abubu]

Even a retarded Nord reks inferior Armenoid.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU

[Pjeter Pan]

Even a retarded Nord reks inferior Armenoid.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::bowlol: :bowlol:

Bro this video gets me everytime xD

[Ultra]

He isn't one.

Neolithic survivor.
Neolithic people didn't look anything like this. To look anything like John Oliver in the UK you need to have recent South Asian or Jewish admixture, or possibly something else from the MENA-region. Or a combination of course.

[Longbowman]

Neolithic people didn't look anything like this. To look anything like John Oliver in the UK you need to have recent South Asian or Jewish admixture, or possibly something else from the MENA-region. Or a combination of course.

You've clearly never been. You've also clearly never been to Sardinia.

[Skulgrimen]

Adenid/Mouthbreather face. Has some kind of disease.

[Lannister]

Bump

[MobyD]

Bump

[JamesBond007]

Crypto-Jew ?

[khanx34]

Not armenoid. Jew

[Eurafricanid]

I see the Armenid, but it could also be just Dinarid + Paleo Atlantid, IMO

https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5a942d671c6be356b8dcf7a2/master/pass/John-Oliver-Saves-Italy-Question-Mark.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/John_Oliver_2009.jpg
Dinarids can be tricky IMO

[NSXD60]

Bob Saget-oid.

[Odelia]

Not armenoid, more like Cappadocian Med

[Marshall Theodore]

No.

[MobyD]

No.

No, what?

[Marshall Theodore]

No, what?

Not Armenoid, thats what i meant

[Immanenz]

Not armenoid. Jew

basically yes

[Cristiano viejo]

He is not Jew but British. And even if he was Jew that does not avoid he is an Armenoid, the contrary. People claiming he is not Armenoid but Jew are hilarious.

[Immanenz]

He is not Jew but British. And even if he was Jew that does not avoid he is an Armenoid, the contrary. People claiming he is not Armenoid but Jew are hilarious.

he is technically not Armenoid because he is not brachycephalic etc. even though he might have that facial overlap with i d say rather Assyroid types- he looks part Middle Eastener but the skull shape is not Taurid enough to be Armenoid. He looks like a Levantine Oriental type which is typcial for Palaestine, Israel etc not for Armenia, Kurds etc.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSj9HcMVGBeSXwyrkcOxSXlgXxDEMe7 EJQ6w&usqp=CAU

btw He is British, but we are talking about looks, so he is not any phenotype but resembles it aka looks like it, Op phrased it wrong but also used the wrong phenotype anyway.

[Xacal]

He looks Iberian/French. Baskid + Atlantid

[Cristiano viejo]

He looks Iberian/French. Baskid + Atlantid

He does not.

[Jingle Bell]

I dont see Armenoid

Dinaro-Med + minor CM

[NSXD60]

He also looks like Ben Stein from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, besides the already mentioned comedian Bob Saget, both Jewish. 2 coincidences?