View Full Version : Dark humor thread
Jehan
01-12-2017, 04:45 PM
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Jehan
01-12-2017, 04:48 PM
What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
society
http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/81588.jpg
Doctor: You're obese.
Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Grenzland
01-12-2017, 04:50 PM
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/186077_700b.jpg
Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 04:52 PM
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/6293343_700b.jpg
Jehan
01-12-2017, 04:53 PM
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
This is just a joke, I'am strongly against the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 04:54 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/005/713/7e9.jpg
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Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 05:01 PM
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Grenzland
01-12-2017, 05:03 PM
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Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 05:04 PM
This thread = xD
Linebacker
01-12-2017, 05:48 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/i-said-glass-of-juice.jpg
Jehan
01-12-2017, 06:02 PM
I'am very disapoint, lately this thread as turn into a racist thread. I'am strongly against it.
Racism is like nigger, it shouldn't exist.
Melki
01-12-2017, 06:29 PM
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Pssssst, HEY look here Viriatinho ! :thumb001:
-Chewbacca is Portuguese
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/ejeb.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/ejeb.jpg)
-a pair of Portuguese flip-flops
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/k343.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/k343.jpg)
-Portuguese BBQ
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/du77.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/du77.jpg)
-Portuguese motorcycle Grand Prix in Estoril
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/2rq3.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/2rq3.jpg)
-Portuguese dentistry
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/4d4p.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/4d4p.jpg)
-Às aaaaaaarmas, às aaaaaaarmas !
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/0n2n.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/0n2n.jpg)
Portugal: a Third-World nation full of brown people who still believe they are Europeans (not a single drop of Moorish blood !). :rotfl:
Melki
01-12-2017, 07:41 PM
If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?
That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines. :lmao
Jehan
01-12-2017, 07:47 PM
If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?
That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines. :lmao
That's one of the less funny joke I ever heard. It's so bad :picard1: and the :lmao at the end. You can't be for real. I know you are trolling but you must improve your game.
The previous joke with "J'aime pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles me mettent de mauvais poil" was far better.
Melki
01-12-2017, 07:47 PM
This thread = xD
You're right, this thread = xD. I have plenty of jokes about woggish Portuguese. :thumb001:
That's one of the less funny joke I ever heard. It's so bad :picard1: and the :lmao at the end. You can't be for real. I know you are trolling but you must improve your game.
The previous joke with "J'aime pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles me mettent de mauvais poil" was far better.
Just replace "Portuguese" with "Jews" and you will find it funnier. :thumb001:
EDIT: another thumb down for that comment from Jehan. Smells like butthurt tonight.
Wadaad
01-12-2017, 07:50 PM
If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?
That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines. :lmao
lol
Mikula
01-12-2017, 07:51 PM
It is a dark and knocking on the door.
What is it?
Our light future
Jehan
01-12-2017, 07:52 PM
You're right, this thread = xD. I have plenty of jokes about woggish Portuguese. :thumb001:
J'aimes pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles sont pas constructives.
Just replace "Portuguese" with "Jews" and you will find it funnier. :thumb001:
Oh yeah, because I'am antisemite I forget it.:picard1:
Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 08:00 PM
Melki, I wonder what is you IQ level. Do you know what black humor is? I don't mind you doing black humoured jokes about Portuguese people but as far as I know Portuguese people are not generally considered serious or taboo.
Never mind, I guess you are too obtuse to even understand what black humor is xD
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wanting-to-go-to-paris-with-your-bffs.jpg
crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 08:05 PM
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Indomitable
01-12-2017, 08:13 PM
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Dandelion
01-12-2017, 08:20 PM
Italian cinema from the '70s was dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC-rL1ENL7s
The Anglophone version has cut short the end scene though, in fear of Black uprising.
crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 08:29 PM
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meninodeengenho
01-12-2017, 08:30 PM
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Charles Bronson
01-12-2017, 08:36 PM
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Indomitable
01-12-2017, 08:38 PM
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Grenzland
01-12-2017, 08:39 PM
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Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 08:43 PM
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Indomitable
01-12-2017, 08:43 PM
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meninodeengenho
01-12-2017, 08:45 PM
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Indomitable
01-12-2017, 08:47 PM
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Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 08:47 PM
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meninodeengenho
01-12-2017, 08:56 PM
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Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 08:57 PM
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 08:57 PM
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Melki
01-12-2017, 09:07 PM
-Miss Portugal
url=http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=15/46/cuew.jpg]http://zupimages.net/up/15/46/cuew.jpg[/url]
Pictures of various Portuguese men, women and children. I let you imagine how the vaginas smell in summer...
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/t53f.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/t53f.jpg)
http://zupimages.net/up/17/02/120h.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=17/02/120h.jpg)
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 09:20 PM
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https://pics.onsizzle.com/when-hes-not-afraid-to-nail-you-right-on-the-3005746.png
http://images1.tickld.com/live/116165.jpg
http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50016/1000319997/870/when-boys-keep-you-from-walking-away-photo-u2.jpg
crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 09:22 PM
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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-wonderful-smell-of-a-baby.jpg
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http://memeguy.com/photos/images/just-girly-things-102297.jpg
http://www.jokeitup.com/files/2015/02/Just-girly-things.jpg
crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 09:24 PM
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Dandelion
01-12-2017, 09:26 PM
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 09:52 PM
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 09:56 PM
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Wadaad
01-12-2017, 10:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/xux3WkM.png
Egyptian
01-12-2017, 10:05 PM
When the Middle Eastern version is better than hollywood version
http://www2.0zz0.com/2017/01/13/02/525098758.jpg
crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 10:13 PM
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 10:15 PM
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 10:28 PM
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crazyladybutterfly
01-12-2017, 10:29 PM
THANKS
Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 10:57 PM
http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_Woman-Its-a-dangerous-world-outside-the-kitchen_131238324927.jpg
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Brás Garcia de Mascarenhas
01-12-2017, 11:08 PM
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meninodeengenho
01-12-2017, 11:09 PM
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ЛыSSый
01-13-2017, 12:28 AM
meanwhile in russia #interracial, #fckingrefugees
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Wadaad
01-13-2017, 04:55 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2KZbvPjIJDdOKI/giphy.gif
http://whiteresister.com/images/germanracemixing.jpg
Not 'haha' funny but his honesty is refreshing:
http://www.nationalfront.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image.jpg
respect Rabbi
Peterski
01-13-2017, 01:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvwR74XpKUM
Grenzland
01-13-2017, 06:02 PM
https://abload.de/img/15965338_141164130222oyuto.jpg
Hithaeglir
01-14-2017, 10:41 AM
Where did little Anne go after the explosion?
Here..there..everywhere
Peterski
01-14-2017, 10:41 AM
Come one, stop these racist jokes... :
http://s1.bild.me/bilder/060112/85233131242756071417.jpg
Grenzland
01-14-2017, 03:59 PM
http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump441/thumbs/thumbs_picdump441_064.jpg
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56423678.jpg
one of my faves
Grenzland
01-14-2017, 04:09 PM
http://s11.postimg.org/5m9fcwvdv/1455121927025.jpg
http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump402/thumbs/thumbs_picdump402_029.jpg
Maintenance
01-14-2017, 05:37 PM
http://data.whicdn.com/images/103162917/superthumb.jpg
Wadaad
01-14-2017, 05:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy989REYzaQ
LieDetector
01-14-2017, 06:02 PM
https://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/106890.png
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aWQwPAA_700b.jpg
Grenzland
01-14-2017, 07:28 PM
:lol:
StormBringer
01-14-2017, 08:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RFqzcFu.jpg
Laberia
01-15-2017, 05:07 PM
The famous golden shower and the secret of his hairs:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C12jIVmWQAIsPnt.jpg
Jehan
01-22-2017, 06:30 PM
Two good dark humor movies.
Bernie
It tells the story of Bernie Noël, a 29-year-old man who's been raised all his life in an orphanage in Paris' suburbs. He was found in a garbage can when he was only a few months old. His first name comes from the man who found him there (Bernie, the building's janitor) and his last name comes from the time of year when he was found (Noël, "Christmas" in French).
At age 29, Bernie decides to leave the orphanage to explore a world that he knows only through television and what his friends have told him. On his own, roaming a Paris-by-night hostile environment, he goes through several madly epic adventures searching for his parents, before eventually finding them and "saving" them from an imaginary government conspiracy.
This neurotic and maladjusted young man will bring mischief and mayhem in his trail, which will lead him and his loved ones to a dramatic conclusion...
http://fr.web.img6.acsta.net/medias/nmedia/18/64/13/46/18754633.jpg
Man bites dog
Ben is a witty, charismatic serial killer who holds forth at length about whatever comes to mind, be it the "craft" of murder, the failings of architecture, his own poetry, or classical music, which he plays with his girlfriend. A film crew joins him on his sadistic adventures, recording them for a fly on the wall documentary. Ben takes them to meet his family and friends while boasting of murdering many people at random and dumping their bodies in canals and quarries. The viewer witnesses these grisly killings in graphic detail.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Man_Bites_Dog_film.jpg
Defiance
02-27-2017, 10:40 PM
What's a punch so strong it can take out 20 first-graders in a single swing?
A Sandy Hook.
LP0956
02-27-2017, 10:42 PM
http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/how-to-pick-up-black-girls-ship.jpg
Dandelion
02-27-2017, 11:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy989REYzaQ
I trust by 'compassionate' he isn't referring to throwing them off high buildings as is sunnah, right? ;) The pain in this earthly life is temporary, but men who lay with other men will see their punishment in the hereafter.
Wadaad
02-27-2017, 11:12 PM
I trust by 'compassionate' he isn't referring to throwing them off high buildings as is sunnah, right? ;) The pain in this earthly life is temporary, but men who lay with other men will see their punishment in the hereafter.
i just find his 'merciful' tone humorous...i can imagine him suffocating you with a pillow and being like 'shhh, rest my child...go to sleep... eternal sleep, shhhh"
Dandelion
02-27-2017, 11:14 PM
i just find his 'merciful' tone humorous...i can imagine him suffocating you with a pillow and being like 'shhh, rest my child...go to sleep... eternal sleep, shhhh"
I also think it's funny. It's exactly that kind of mercy. Not like a Catholic clergyman in the Middle Ages telling a convict getting burned alive how his repentance is a act of mercy as he dies a gruesome death, because he gets granted access to Paradise. ;)
Jehan
02-28-2017, 07:45 PM
Do you know the differences between a somalian school and a taliban camp?
I don't know either bro, I'am just flying the drones.
MissMischief
03-01-2017, 11:35 PM
Stephen Hawking cosplay by a chair:
http://i.imgur.com/7tMfU1i.png
These ones are pretty disgusting:
- What's the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.
- What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne waits till 14 to come on your face.
:hiding:
Antimage
04-26-2017, 07:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SENBcyB.jpg
eh,should i feel bad for posting this?
Dandelion
04-26-2017, 07:54 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/20/12/27C6C59B00000578-0-image-m-23_1429530148766.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SENBcyB.jpg
eh,should i feel bad for posting this?
Came accross a good one on reddit:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You cant fuck a rock.
Wadaad
04-29-2017, 10:37 PM
Do you know the differences between a somalian school and a taliban camp?
I don't know either bro, I'am just flying the drones.
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/79948a80e4c0b82887e8c1df1e4d2f73b4fb094031fca60757 66bccb7015fbee_1.jpg
Jehan
04-30-2017, 08:19 AM
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/79948a80e4c0b82887e8c1df1e4d2f73b4fb094031fca60757 66bccb7015fbee_1.jpg
Lol,
That's darker than your skin.
Jehan
05-25-2017, 08:54 PM
Wadaad in the thread about explosions at ariana grande concert^^
atleast they died partying it up...
Sekarotuinen
05-25-2017, 09:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SENBcyB.jpg
eh,should i feel bad for posting this?
Yes, you should, and they should feel bad for smiling at such a picture. I tear up just looking at dead kids.
Jehan
07-09-2017, 09:00 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/b2/72/d1b27224479dca61f99e9b970357495d--disney-humor-not-funny.jpg
Sebastianus Rex
07-09-2017, 09:42 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c3/04/d1/c304d1ceae63bf25773635e7042fbbe1.jpg
Sebastianus Rex
07-09-2017, 10:06 PM
http://www.funnyfunpages.com/spot%20terrorist/howtospotaterrorist.jpg
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/causes/2962/2961652.large.jpg
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/db/db476956820cdda893f60f007e05da8b9211a57885b8c39971 e6503e306233bb.jpg
https://imgix.ranker.com/list_img_v2/3543/523543/original/fat-jokes?w=817&h=427&fm=jpg&q=50&fit=crop
Jehan
07-28-2017, 01:49 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anjjYpE_700b.jpg
Jehan
08-16-2017, 08:21 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL8wneg_700b.jpg
Jehan
09-03-2017, 08:39 PM
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1KXnXY_700b.jpg
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDzY9n7_700b.jpg
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aq1evrM_700b.jpg
Klaus Van Wessel
09-03-2017, 08:46 PM
Why niggers like boxing? There is an assault at each 3 minutes.
Kazimiera
09-03-2017, 08:51 PM
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-98-599ebf292466d__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-167-599ebfdc58946__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-206-599ec059a2e34__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-181-599ec007617b6__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-135-599ebf874f3d2__700.jpg
Antimage
09-03-2017, 08:52 PM
Yes, you should, and they should feel bad for smiling at such a picture. I tear up just looking at dead kids.
I HIGHLY doubt the baby's dead.
Kazimiera
09-03-2017, 09:00 PM
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-46-599ebeb037e6c__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-153-599ebfb3691f3__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-176-599ebff86ff40__700.jpg
Kazimiera
09-03-2017, 09:08 PM
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-24-599ebe7d1ac77__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-207-599ec05d203fd__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-66-599ebede1a204__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-12-599ebe622948d__700.jpg
MissMischief
09-03-2017, 10:05 PM
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Kazimiera
09-03-2017, 10:58 PM
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-18-5915681699f77__880.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-83-591568b5d8800__880.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-68-59156891284cc__880.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dark-humor-twisted-endings-comics-mike-organisciak-32-59156839d522a__880.jpg
Antimage
09-09-2017, 10:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/IuG0PZm.jpg
Antimage
09-09-2017, 10:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/u9XfNJX.jpg
Pennywise
09-09-2017, 04:13 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-QdnseXsAA4zNQ.jpg
Kazimiera
09-09-2017, 05:15 PM
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-200-599ec043584f9__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-137-599ebf8c41916__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-179-599ec00049d7b__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-104-599ebf3633f74__700.jpg
Kazimiera
09-09-2017, 05:28 PM
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-51-599ebebd18f1e__700.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dark-twisted-humor-comics-perry-bible-fellowship-nicholas-gurewitch-177-599ebffb62164__700.jpg
Founding Fathers:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN3i0u5X4AUbxUi.jpg
Roswell:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN0bynEWsAAY0hP.jpg
Mortimer
02-28-2018, 04:18 AM
I read something very funny yesterday in that single facebook group im in. The topic was "post what is infront of you" and someone posted a picture on the toilett and infront was the toilett paper and a girl said "Yeah bring obama into the white house" lol
I read something very funny yesterday in that single facebook group im in. The topic was "post what is infront of you" and someone posted a picture on the toilett and infront was the toilett paper and a girl said "Yeah bring obama into the white house" lol
Lol
https://i.imgur.com/qljb7rW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UVvaA8x.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/b4K5IFh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ztB67yi.jpg
yamagi
06-03-2020, 09:58 AM
https://i.imgur.com/feGKEM6.png
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1465108206554.jpg
Scandal
08-19-2020, 01:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/H4Cgt97.jpg
The Lawspeaker
08-19-2020, 01:22 PM
https://www.nporadio1.nl/images/2020/04/15_915b0f6437_NY-times.jpg
https://allesvoordekids.nl/assets/files/2020-03-17/1584472998-963104-10a08f38-4001-45ad-99ab-acf6aaa9f904.jpeg
The Lawspeaker
08-19-2020, 01:50 PM
https://images.rapgenius.com/3ac340919b35c645a5397b8498de141b.420x305x1.png
https://short-funny.com/funny-pictures/dark-humor-joke.jpg
lei.talk
08-19-2020, 02:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/6MdkOVW.jpg
lei.talk
08-19-2020, 02:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tJzP44p.jpg
Aspirin
08-19-2020, 02:42 PM
https://sun6-13.userapi.com/uolTIrywQBjn64PT_-jNxY2LhS6Oh1WwxcfS1Q/CQyMx9a-F1c.jpg
lei.talk
08-19-2020, 06:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jBobYpd.jpg
respect Rabbi
lei.talk
08-19-2020, 06:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nVqKZra.png
lei.talk
08-19-2020, 07:08 PM
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Resident Gadfly https://www.theapricity.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png
https://i.imgur.com/0s6ldqs.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ktnsWfX.png
https://i.imgur.com/0s6ldqs.jpg
What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?
nothing, he didn't make it
What did the kid with leukemia did not get for Christmas?
his hairs back
Hithaeglir
09-22-2020, 07:35 PM
What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?
nothing, he didn't make it
What did the kid with leukemia did not get for Christmas?
his hairs back
Where did little Anne go after the explosion?
Here, there, everywhere
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1496128903820.png
lei.talk
02-21-2022, 07:42 PM
https://youtu.be/mNhYjB7n5B4
https://i.imgur.com/ut34mXh.png (https://www.netflix.com/title/81478151)
https://i.imgur.com/FOFiGyc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wBRODFf.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GUOzW4H.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/qG9oCxe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7SvaeQx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/eZuq2bv.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/A6W8EIu.jpg
Scandal
03-26-2022, 07:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KoZ6req.jpg
Scandal
03-26-2022, 08:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UsQKEmp.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/41dnguY.gif
https://i.imgur.com/e2JuTBD.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Ea4uTq9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hzRzCCa.gif
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1388535853343.png
lei.talk
05-30-2022, 09:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/OOGkQzQ.gif (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_slavery)
Gallop
06-02-2022, 11:36 AM
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Q4heoa-Dga8d8wasnriTQEwKAGNjFU7DRbDblkeYMpcqna-QYOXbDBca_Qo0upV1hoG3vT3ZElj3ecE6uSTfWYshRfFvEb4TY 50er0e2mxeXQ2RVAZDEpTELPHMzn_JlWqMGtsvRxATXwQaykoB zGKgETNSLQpCf-XKGbWYb7U2TD6Z9k_9yXYXS/s960/fotoputin.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jlKTTKa.jpg
lei.talk
07-19-2022, 09:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Jaf2AVp.jpg
Tongio
07-19-2022, 09:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Jaf2AVp.jpg
Old but gold
hurtuv
07-20-2022, 12:23 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/YCg7G09h/Screenshot-2022-02-18-21-27-17-127-com-facebook-katana.jpg (https://postimg.cc/cvs2PsfS)
billErobreren
07-20-2022, 12:27 AM
https://i.ibb.co/n0MXcv3/are-these-for-the-police-to-hide-in.jpg
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1594161695347.jpg
Insuperable
07-21-2022, 10:08 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/Jh1g0jyq/6a4117a2ae83f98380fd588a9997a67a.jpg
https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/funny-unexpected-ending-comics-mrlovenstein-70-5838166ae26a4__700.jpg
lei.talk
08-01-2022, 04:30 AM
https://youtu.be/b6LKNTJN3Ug
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7OkPlLXsAEROb-?format=jpg&name=large
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1513609086741.png
Plutarch
09-03-2022, 07:39 PM
https://youtu.be/tfztIv4pm-s
https://i.imgur.com/5I4U4zP.jpg
Plutarch
09-06-2022, 02:24 PM
Someone asked via reputation what the source of the above video was. I don’t see a reply option, but it was this guy: https://cozy.tv/nick.
https://imgur.com/yirVJti.gif
https://imgur.com/dCUgsWq.gif
Teutone
12-04-2022, 03:02 PM
This guy is completly mentally insane
https://i.imgur.com/rqVh1mu.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/zNVK3nD.jpg
PaganPoet
01-15-2023, 08:01 AM
I think Mother Theresa's Hymen should have been recycled into a trampoline for the poor children.
https://i.imgur.com/QZPysRi.jpg
https://imgur.com/4k61F4q.gif
lei.talk
04-27-2024, 08:25 PM
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/S5STSu0.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics#United_States)
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://i.imgur.com/yh6Vnzr.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture#In_the_United_States)https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
Jacques de Imbelloni
07-19-2024, 12:29 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSxmFtXWAAAZUDZ?format=jpg&name=medium
lei.talk
09-04-2024, 06:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts5FalYIzMw
https://i.imgur.com/u7leimb.png
https://i.imgur.com/2Fd8zJA.png (https://www.google.com/search?q=Anthony+Jeselnik)
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