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Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 10:30 AM
Magic man and top tier pussy slayer Rasputin. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/0ada7beb4e3476df1bf421ce397b86d3.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/ea8f7d7d9280cb6feab1deb70af1f3b3.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/51d513a0ed11411a5c993327dc9f5a3b.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/de3527e1a8971ae831df7001bcd91496.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/b38e2fa7e8f6f0e0ce6f387d40f6aba0.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/cb7b38b3d2913c55180179da711f109c.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170507/3f751ed1f25c0bf2104b3be6b14c2435.jpg

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Sekarotuinen
05-07-2017, 10:32 AM
He destroyed Russia. Empress Alexandra got her husband to do whatever Rasputin wanted him to - all in the name of saving the crown prince.
Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 10:40 AM
He destroyed Russia. Empress Alexandra got her husband to do whatever Rasputin wanted him to - all in the name of saving the crown prince.
He's still a crazy looking mo-fo. I've read testimonies from people who claimed his crazy eyes had the power to hypnotize people and influence their actions. Apparently he also was trying to convince Alexandra to make peace with Germany during ww1 to prevent Russian peasants from being slaughtered needlessly (which is why some believe he was actually murdered by a British officer, to prevent Russia from pulling out of the war and allowing the Germans to redirect their Eastern forces to the western front).

Love him or hate him he is still a fascinating character.

Fun fact: there is a museum in Russia that claims to have Rasputin's penis in a jar, but it's actually just a geoduck!

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Al-Meksiki
05-07-2017, 11:02 AM
That feel when Rasputin was easier to kill in a cartoon than he was in real life
Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 11:07 AM
That feel when Rasputin was easier to kill in a cartoon than he was in real life
Was he killed by your avatar/rabid sonic the hedgehog in that cartoon? Interesting mix of ancestry you've got by the way 😊!

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TenaciousTopologist
05-07-2017, 11:18 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/107sxur.jpg
Kelmendasi
05-07-2017, 11:21 AM
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Apparently it isn't actually his penis but in fact a Sea Cucumber lol. Sources say that his penis was shriveled up
Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 11:21 AM
Apparently it isn't actually his penis but in fact a Sea Cucumber lol. Sources say that his penis was shriveled up
Geoduck actually

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Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 11:22 AM
Apparently it isn't actually his penis but in fact a Sea Cucumber lol. Sources say that his penis was shriveled up
It's a type of shellfish, related to oysters and such if I'm not mistaken!

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Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 11:24 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/107sxur.jpg
Exactly! She looks awfully fascinated by that thing! She's sexy!

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Kelmendasi
05-07-2017, 11:24 AM
It's a type of shellfish, related to oysters and such if I'm not mistaken!

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Yh it is, I just typed it up and it looks like a Sea Cucumber with a shell lol
Sloth Jesus
05-07-2017, 11:33 AM
Yh it is, I just typed it up and it looks like a Sea Cucumber with a shell lol
Haha, sorry I'm being a bit of a smart ass! Either way that chick is hungry for some "geoduck"! 😂😂😂

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