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Jana
03-31-2020, 04:59 PM
He is from Norway :)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/20190301_Seefeld_SJ_8596.jpg
https://static.berkutschi.com/berkutschi/images/news/000/022/597/xlarge/johansson_wisla_17_Kopie.jpg?1541090431
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/M9H8G5/planica-slovenia-25th-mar-2018-robert-johansson-of-norway-on-the-podium-celebrating-his-third-place-in-overall-ski-flying-world-cup-standings-at-the-planica-fis-ski-jumping-world-cup-final-in-planica-slovenia-on-march-25-2017-credit-rok-rakunpacific-pressalamy-live-news-M9H8G5.jpg
https://g.acdn.no/obscura/API/dynamic/r1/ece5/tr_1000_5000_s_t/2019-01-21T13%3A54%3A35.000%2B0100/oppl/2019/1/21/13/Robert%2BJohansson.jpg?chk=972C16
https://static.berkutschi.com/berkutschi/images/news/000/022/002/xlarge/DSC04404_Kopie.jpg?1525271026
https://www.skijumping.pl/content/images/news/powieksz/johansson_2019-08-10_11-46-50.jpg

Moulder
03-31-2020, 05:00 PM
Alpha with those mustaches?

Tronder textbook IMO.

Jana
03-31-2020, 05:02 PM
Alpha with those mustaches?

Tronder textbook IMO.

Moustache looks badass.

Kivan
03-31-2020, 05:04 PM
Tronder.

GaneshD'Souza
03-31-2020, 05:13 PM
he looks like a beta hipster

Jana
03-31-2020, 05:30 PM
he looks like a beta hipster

Not in the slightest. And he is a record breaking ski jumping champion.

Daco Celtic
03-31-2020, 05:31 PM
Alpha? He would have gotten beaten up everyday in my childhood neighborhood

Jana
03-31-2020, 05:35 PM
Alpha? He would have gotten beaten up everyday in my childhood neighborhood

Male jealousy is incredibly funny to watch.

Daco Celtic
03-31-2020, 05:41 PM
Male jealousy is incredibly funny to watch.

You think a 6'5, 250 black guy would be scared of him? Have you ever been to a tough neighborhood in America. Since when are skinny, blonde skiers guys alpha? You must be joking right?

Jana
03-31-2020, 05:45 PM
You think a 6'5, 250 black guy would be scared of him? Have you ever been to a tough neighborhood in America. Since when are skinny, blonde skiers guys alpha? You must be joking right?

You wouldn't dare to ski jump, so he is already more alpha than you :)

Ford
03-31-2020, 05:46 PM
Typical Scando-Germanic look. Would guess him as a Swede though.

Jana
03-31-2020, 05:50 PM
Typical Scando-Germanic look. Would guess him as a Swede though.

His surname sounds more Swedish to me (Johansson), than Norwegian.

Daco Celtic
03-31-2020, 06:02 PM
You wouldn't dare to ski jump, so he is already more alpha than you :)

I'm very daring on the slopes, how dare you. They call me Thunder Skis :)

Hulu
03-31-2020, 06:06 PM
He may well be alpha but he looks delicate, his wife is more robust than him.

Rgvgjhvv
03-31-2020, 06:08 PM
The "Delta Dingus"

Ymyyakhtakh
03-31-2020, 06:11 PM
Yeah gracile Nordids don't look alpha. A lot of ski jumpers look weird because they have to have hollowed out skinny bird bodies in order to fly well.

He even has narrow shoulders. Narrow shoulders are probably an overall characteristic of gracile Nordids, in addition to an overall leptomorphic body shape and narrow hips. Coon said that Norwegians thought that broad shoulders were characteristic of Finns (https://www.theapricity.com/snpa/chapter-IX10.htm):


In bodily proportions the Esths are seen to be frequently heavily built, with long bodies and the extremely high relative span of 107 or 108. It was this excessive development of the arms and shoulders, along with a wide mandible, that the Norwegians found most characteristic of the Finns who had affected the population of their southeastern provinces.

I used to be about 192 cm / 65 kg, but maybe I still had a bad build for a ski jumper, because I have really wide shoulders. A wide upper body is not exactly an aerodynamic quality.

Hulu
03-31-2020, 06:17 PM
I used to be about 192 cm / 65 kg, but maybe I still had a bad build for a ski jumper, because I have really wide shoulders. A wide upper body is not exactly an aerodynamic quality.

But it's excellent for swimming somehow. The only sport I practice for pleasure.

Immanenz
03-31-2020, 06:29 PM
pred. Corded

Tooting Carmen
03-31-2020, 06:39 PM
Tronder?

itilvolga
03-31-2020, 06:48 PM
Tronder with Kelto-Saxon influences

aherne
03-31-2020, 07:00 PM
Looks Aryan (Corded), but his pigmentation is way too light. Honestly, I fail to see any native Scandinavian influence

Immanenz
03-31-2020, 08:10 PM
He actually resembles an Austrian friend of mine with a Croatian surname, when i m thinking about it longer there are clear East Nordic/Corded tendencies visible
Ps: dont quote

Dick
04-01-2020, 10:24 PM
it's a bird, it's a plane. it's alpha dog

https://media.giphy.com/media/SC0VDXns3gvS0/giphy.gif

Nurzat
04-01-2020, 10:32 PM
he looks 85% similar to an old workmate of mine who is a full Bukovina German from Romania xD I'll share photo on private

Lyonnais
04-02-2020, 02:57 PM
Since when beta scandis are alpha? he is a beta hipster

The Blade
04-02-2020, 04:20 PM
Tronder.

G.Tucker
04-02-2020, 04:38 PM
he looks white

Davy Jones's Locker
05-03-2020, 07:45 PM
Nordic.

Morena
05-03-2020, 07:51 PM
Troder.

I think "alpha" comes in many types. He is clearly very confident and has reached the highest level of his profession. I don't see why this doesn't make him alpha.

guyinsf
05-04-2020, 11:28 PM
This is like saying any guy with a big truck is alpha. This guy doesn't look alpha to me at all but I know it's subjective.

Kamilla13
05-04-2020, 11:33 PM
he looks like a beta hipster

Loooooool

Friedrich Ulrich
05-05-2020, 12:03 AM
Keltic Nordid