Originally Posted by
Colonel Frank Grimes
Dude, Jesus basically saying 'fuck off' after giving someone a taste of heaven and sending them to hell is like one of three templates of these stories. When it comes to the details they're always very different from each other. It indicates they've personalized their own take of the story line whether they're aware of it or not.
For example, if I was to die and see Jesus it probably be like Jesus approaching me from a light and saying, 'Sup, bro? You are ready for some illin' and chillin' for being a total bro? And if he was to reject me it be like, 'Sorry, dude. Heaven is for total bros only. So like fuck off or whatever.'