Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Were Average Americans

  1. #1
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    08-29-2014 @ 08:52 AM
    Ethnicity
    .
    Country
    Faroes
    Taxonomy
    Wood elf + pixie and nymph influences
    Gender
    Posts
    2,156
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 5,112
    Given: 2,045

    7 Not allowed!

    Default What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Were Average Americans

    What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Were Average Americans

    via Business Insider:

    What if the celebrities in today’s tabloids never got famous and were just ordinary?What if they didn’t have fancy stylists, trainers, make-up artists, hairdressers at their beck and call?What if they just ate the way most of America eats rather than being on raw and organic-only, fat-free diets?Planet Hiltron has brilliantly photoshopped what celebrities would like if they were just ordinary.
    Check out a selection of these alternate reality photos here, courtesy of Planet Hiltron.

    Beyonce and Jay-Z



    Jennifer Aniston




    Kanye West and Kim Kardashian



    Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian, and Kris Jenner



    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie



    Lady Gaga



    Britney Spears



    Madonna



    Lindsay Lohan



    John Travolta



    Johnny Depp



    Amy Winehouse



    Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen



    Paris Hilton



    Sarah Jessica Parker



    Rihanna



    Scarlett Johansson



    Miley Cyrus



    Nicole Kidman



    David and Victoria Beckham


  2. #2
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    The 510
    Meta-Ethnicity
    Mexican Coyote
    Ethnicity
    Coyote
    Ancestry
    Coyotes
    Country
    Israel
    Region
    RepublicQuebec
    Taxonomy
    wildly coyote
    Politics
    Anti-Angloism/Protestantism, Pro-Hispanism/Catholicism
    Religion
    Catholicism
    Age
    99
    Gender
    Posts
    4,158
    Blog Entries
    1
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 748
    Given: 2,199

    1 Not allowed!

    Default

    lol on kanye and KK.

  3. #3
    Tough on Violent Crime
    Apricity Funding Member
    "Friend of Apricity"

    rhiannon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    61.2167° N
    Meta-Ethnicity
    CeltoGermanic
    Ethnicity
    Mongrelized NW Euromutt
    Ancestry
    Northwestern Europe
    Country
    United States
    Region
    Alaska
    Taxonomy
    CM
    Politics
    Suck
    Religion
    You follow yours...I follow none
    Gender
    Posts
    10,328
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 7,676
    Given: 12,354

    0 Not allowed!

    Default

    So the only distinguishing feature marking these celebs as *average Americans* is their bodies? I don't buy it at all.

  4. #4
    Veteran Member Methmatician's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Last Online
    01-30-2021 @ 01:59 AM
    Ethnicity
    .
    Country
    Great Britain
    Gender
    Posts
    8,413
    Blog Entries
    1
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 4,131
    Given: 4,234

    5 Not allowed!

    Default

    *If they were sent back to the 80's

  5. #5
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    08-29-2014 @ 08:52 AM
    Ethnicity
    .
    Country
    Faroes
    Taxonomy
    Wood elf + pixie and nymph influences
    Gender
    Posts
    2,156
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 5,112
    Given: 2,045

    1 Not allowed!

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by rhiannon View Post
    So the only distinguishing feature marking these celebs as *average Americans* is their bodies? I don't buy it at all.
    I agree with you. I think it is quite funny though.

  6. #6
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Last Online
    10-09-2023 @ 07:07 AM
    Meta-Ethnicity
    Hellenic
    Ethnicity
    Hellenic
    Country
    Greece
    Gender
    Posts
    15,503
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 10,179
    Given: 12,243

    1 Not allowed!

    Default

    Funny!
    Quote Originally Posted by peaceandfriendship View Post
    BTW - you having a picture of Pyrrhus as your avatar is the Albanian equivalent of Michael Jackson bleaching his skin white.

  7. #7
    Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Last Online
    05-22-2020 @ 07:41 PM
    Location
    California
    Ethnicity
    One Drop Rule Activated!
    Country
    United States
    Region
    California
    Y-DNA
    I1
    mtDNA
    H7a
    Taxonomy
    Bantuid
    Politics
    Save Us All From Whitey
    Relationship Status
    Married
    Age
    26
    Gender
    Posts
    14,156
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 8,459
    Given: 7,646

    1 Not allowed!

    Default

    average american?? average american here in orange county dresses like a celebrity

  8. #8
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Last Online
    12-10-2013 @ 06:07 PM
    Ethnicity
    Mixed
    Country
    Mexico
    Gender
    Posts
    33
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 13
    Given: 6

    0 Not allowed!

    Default

    The Amy Winehouse photo doesn't look that bad. But yeah, it's more like if they were in the 80s.

  9. #9
    Veteran Member Apricity Funding Member
    "Friend of Apricity"

    Smaug's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Last Online
    @
    Ethnicity
    European
    Ancestry
    Northern Italy, Lithuania, Scotland
    Taxonomy
    Atlantid + CM
    Gender
    Posts
    18,522
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 12,177
    Given: 7,962

    0 Not allowed!

    Default

    Very funny.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Do you find her average, above or below average??
    By The Alchemist in forum Rate Attractiveness
    Replies: 40
    Last Post: 01-20-2013, 08:51 PM
  2. are gypsie-americans white americans
    By Mortimer in forum United States
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 12-01-2012, 06:50 PM
  3. Replies: 11
    Last Post: 05-07-2012, 09:25 AM
  4. More older Americans, less younger Americans employed
    By SwordoftheVistula in forum Economics
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 06-11-2011, 02:27 AM
  5. DHS Video Portrays Average Americans As Terrorists
    By Sol Invictus in forum Conspiracies
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 10-08-2009, 09:53 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •