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Zeus had red bull and turned into white bull depsite being a wog, fucked Europa who was fond of bestiality and the continent was born. Apollo brought the sun that showed how small his penis was.
Vikings were tired of valkyries controlling them so they decided to leave, some times they would also kill themselves for fun in order to go to Vallhala where a male would rule them.
Celtic druids had a lot of drugs, a tradition that continues in modern Gaul with Moroccans.
Slavs fucked the ground so it can give them more potato.
You get the main story, my affiliate sean will provide you with perverted pictures.
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